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Excerpts from bygone times.......I remember....and love to.....1.1

3 Days in the new school. And I was appointed the class monitor. Again this time, for a weird unimportant reason. I was sitting in the front most row ; closest to him. Identified simple target, therefore killed. Not like my old previous school where I used to be class monitor just because I was tallest in class. In higher classes later, nobody else was interested. (They were partying, having “tafri” around, and busy in mainstream bird-watching).Well, I am not complaining. But maybe it was just like you can guess the future.
“I always knew I will be given responsibilities again and again, doesn’t matter how boring it might be, doesn’t matter if I will be interested even or not, they just will be pinned on me. And I will always try to match their expectations. The expectations will keep going high, no matter how I perform. I will go on working selflessly, like a donkey after the carrot attached to his own hood, right in front of him.” I knew I will be a good employee someday. Because t…

Number of Kouravas??.......Humor:)

Waise aaj diary likhne ke dauraan ek khatru khayaal aaya hai, prakaash daalo is vishay par.....
In mahabharata,Dhritraashtra was blind, right? Gaandhaari always pretended to be blind because of that "patiwrata" stuff.
They had a score of 100/100. 100 kids. They were called kauravas.
Now, mathemetically if it takes 9 neat months to convert a master stroke to baby,it must have taken neat 81 years to undergo the master production schedule.(Provided,it was one-at-a-time basis)
Now, only three possiblities arise.
1. The mahabharata is all flawed.100 kouravas never existed.Else, Dhritraashtra was some hunk all time engaged in sex.Gaandhari got pregnant every 9 months.If not, I have doubt on that "Patiwrata" stuff.
2. We hindu's love exaggerating our sexual libido. Kourava's were somewhere around 8-9.Like our laloo ji's family.Rest is just error in communication gap.Number of kouravas increased as the words changed ears to mouths.
3. I am just a pervert.I love diggin…